Two and a Half Lunatics

I'm starting a petition to bring the death penalty back for a one time event starring.....charlie sheen. OK, we get it...your life is so hard with your fans and your own TV show and your millions of dollars. Its easy to see how you could go COMPLETELY INSANE from having it so easy. When I starred in my own TV show, well...ok, I don't have a tv show, but i do have adoring fans....if you count children under age 6 at my childcare center. And I don't have a 2 million dollar a week paycheck, but i have been known to spring for starbucks every so often, and boy that $3 cup of coffee really sends me over the edge. jeez, i think i need a drink. How crazy do you have to be to drink, do drugs, cheat on your wife with hookers, give crazy interviews, get arrested, do it all again the next week, and then think you are going to get away with it. I don't care how famous or rich you are...you got fired Charlie!!! There obviously is a chance he is actually, legitimately crazy...however when asked about the possibility that he has bipolar disorder, he responded "Not gonna happen," "I'm bi-winning. I win here. I win there." Wow, Charlie, guess that clears that up. So fine Mr. Sheen, keep being crazy, keep thinking you have tiger blood and that the world is out to get you. Keep saying crazy things and inviting "Goddesses" to live with you and your children. I'll stay in normalville where people are accountable for their actions, make middle class wages, and are far, far superior to you. Just sayin'.